Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't care if you have a family, you motherfucker. It's time to die."

• I don't have the time
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Old video games don't die
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• don't care
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• The time you live in is the time you die in
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• you don't have to do this
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Why do children have to die?
• I don't want to die
• where the family tree don't fork
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care what color your computer is
• You don't have to remember my name
• Stoned music memories
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Long Haired Preachers
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Type A blood
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Baptist jokes
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Wake up... Time to die!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Khaled Islambouli
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't care about the air
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Kids have no concept of time
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• In the time you have
• Computers have no sense of time
• You have far too much time on your hands
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I must have called a thousand times
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Time to die
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• People don't flail when they die
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Dreams Don't Care
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• I don't care. That's genius.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• because I have given up any care
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Cats don't have brakes
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• honey badger don't care
• Don't care didn't care
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.

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