Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I don't see like you
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• War is hell but men like it
• I don't like grass
• love like you don't need the money
• I don't think I like love
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• like you're blind but still can see
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I don't like moving.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not racist but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• But I Like You
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• It don't mean anything moves
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• i don't like christmas
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• This is what it sounds like
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Sounding like a child
• sounds like an affliction
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Hot pursuit
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Being a dickhead
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Saying what you don't mean
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't like my smile
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't think I like your system
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt

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