Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have never experienced 'fun' nor do I wish to understand this phenomenon."

• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Do what you have to do
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Using a command line
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Fun things to do in biology class
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• I have never
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• Fun things to do in an elevator
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How to have an out of body experience
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• we have a lot of work to do
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have never felt more alive
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• you don't have to do this
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Mail forwarding
• Do you understand?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The tattoo phenomenon
• These papers do not show what I have done
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• i want to understand. do you want to understand?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• they carry but they do not understand
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• blondes have more fun
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Something I Can Never Have
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• 50 fun things to do in church
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Things to see, do and experience in London
• just because they never bothered to really do
• You, standing
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Fun things to do in Idaho
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why males have nipples
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I do have some things to hide
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• do you understand what is happening?
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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