Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no output and I must scream
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• They have no bones.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• U.S. policy on First Use
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Atheists have no support group
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Words Have No Meaning
• That dog is of no use to you
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have no faith in your God
• I have no money and I must pay
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• I have no hair
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Our calendars have no meaning
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Californians have no soul
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• I have no complaint
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I used to have so many dreams
• Kids have no concept of time
• Stoned music memories
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You have no power over me
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Computers have no sense of time
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Using a command line
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have no browser and I must node!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Heart, have no pity
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Where the streets have no name
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I used to have a crush on you
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• We Have No Moat
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• No use crying over spilt milk
• No Use for a Name
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• No, but I'll have a beer
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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