Findings:

• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• all she ever wanted
• Same as it Ever Was
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• I just want to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• She just looks at me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Let's just be friends
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Just a Friend? (user)
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• like nothing ever was
• She sat back in the bleachers
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I just want to be a drummer
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Jennifer, is she your friend?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Can't we all just be friends?
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• It's just a fond farewell to a friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• That's Just How He Was
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• i just want it to unfold
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just the same
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• I want my brother back
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• Back, my friends, the racks, the stacks & your load
• I don't want to go back to work
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Was it ever there?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever made a just man?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• All you ever did was let it happen
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• All I ever wanted to be
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Just friends syndrome
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• just friends
• There Was A Friend
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• friends just taste better
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• just a friend
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• She just sat there
• It was just a crush
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution

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