Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I know that you're not my secretary, but I'll treat you like one anyway."

• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• like you're blind but still can see
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• War is hell but men like it
• No one knows my plan
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You know you're a geek when...
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Hot pursuit
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Helping people cheat
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• We're one, but we're not the same
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Act like you know
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• i know you are but what am i
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I know what it's like to be dead
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Would you like to know more?
• It's Like, You Know...
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• But I Like You
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• No, but I'll have a beer
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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