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• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• What I want to be when I grow up
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What pornos would have us believe
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Stoned music memories
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• because I have given up any care
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• You, standing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I want to have known
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Walking along the street where I grew up
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• to see every object when it began
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• When I have female children
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Why I want to have children
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People want what they cannot have
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Flags and flag etiquette
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• You don't have to remember my name
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Polish political parties
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• ban every new user (user)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When living we have need of Death
• I have made up a name for my disease
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
• Flag burning
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I remember nothing. Every last detail
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People have fucked up before
• I have always been burning
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I want to have your abortion
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• you would have been
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I would like to have emotions
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• You stole what they would have given you

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