Findings:

• Please help me!
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Please, Call me Honky
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Please Kill Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I was a homeless bum
• god help me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• help me (user)
• Before you, there was me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This node was made for you and me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please please please let me get what I want
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• So help me God
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Time Travelers please help!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help me help you
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Someone please kill me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Please Please Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Give me a moment, please
• listen()
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Please stop annoying me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• let me speak please (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was me before being me was cool.
• please let me in (user)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Please Don't Bury Me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Cryogenics
• decade
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• vengance in a decade (user)
• The devil is in the decades
• every decade a lifetime
• HTML Help
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• toll-free consumer help lines
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Help desk humor
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• Personal Help for Boys
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Windows help
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• Calling for emergency help
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Self Help
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Low taxes help rich people
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• need help (user)

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