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• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Please take a number
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• say please
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Take my wife, please!
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Ticket, please.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Have Your Say
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• mantras are a hack to keep the word-brain from talking
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• She Will Have Her Way
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• If No One Will Love Me
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• I have too much to say
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• What Say We Have a Go
• Take one for the team
• One word that will make others laugh
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• take the wind out of one's sails
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One day we will burn
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• No one says anything important during the day
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Words that only have one context
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have brain, will travel
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Have One On Me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Many have died; you also will die.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You have to keep loving
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking
• you already have what it takes
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it

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