Findings:
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- half a bar of lavender soap
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- We smoke cloves because we can
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- Know How, Can Do
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
- masturbating right after working out
- that can made you sick
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I can do much better than this
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- After the flood all the colors came out
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- The Library Book
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I can see your house from here
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- old books can tell more than one story
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- I can make a bong out of anything
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- How can you sleep at night?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- windows where I can look out
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How fast can blind people read?
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- You can never get away from yourself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
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