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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
he had a dream
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
When he became an old man
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
he is too shy to write his tale
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He flops over and bonks his head
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
He made a way to his anger
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
King George he had a Date
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He is so heavy when he whispers
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
When I was young Time had no wings
I saved his life. He does not know it.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He had something to say. He said it.
He had a life before he met you, you know
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
He weaves his words
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
He just left his body
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
He makes me feel alone just by being there
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He loves me, he loves me not
Yi he quan
"Shut up," he explained
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
He says the most beautiful things
I like the way he reads poetry
Don't Go Out the Door
He and she are one
The Ass and His Shadow
The Ass and His Masters
The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
Surely he would remember this
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
I Am He that Aches with Love
He fled
he just died
A Quick One (While He's Away)
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
"Fill it in", he said.
He says she says
More than he was willing to give
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
He Hate Me
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Xiao Sha Lao He!
At least he was gentle
For my father, in the event he finds me
It's just the way that he walks
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
And we killed him and he's dead.
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Even my faults he adores
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
He's a good guy friend
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
The Man He Killed
The one he murdered once still loves him
So, he's leaving
He who smelt it, dealt it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
He's not heavy, he's just lame
If he's late, you can always start without him
mad he (user)
What He Suffered
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He (user)
He who controls the past controls the future
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He and She
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
He died on a Sunday morning
H.E. Roscoe
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
He not busy being born is busy dying
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He Really Wasn't That Great
Song of the Sorceress
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He never returned
great things he has taught us
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
A man feared that he might find an assassin
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Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
He thinks I don't, but I do
He Knows Not Their Names
he says
Why won't he call?
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He who wants to fight will find a club
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
Surah 80 He Frowned!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
He Hudas not pay
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
In your guts you know he's nuts
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
He giggles, as he wiggles
Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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