Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If it's going to be THAT kind of party, then I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatos!"

• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a Dad
• this is how i'm going to die.
• How it's Going to Be
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• It's going to be fine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to Disneyland
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to the moon
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• This was not my going away party
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• everything is going to be alright
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• nocode's going away party
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Home
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• What's going on here?
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Going drag
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Going, going, gone
• going down
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Where's Everything going?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Thumbs Up going down
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• Going After Cacciato
• Going Gold
• only then will we be safe from each other
• What's Going On
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• going out
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going out with a bang
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Going to Fukuoka
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going Underground
• Going through the motions
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• If you would be so kind
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I'm not a dick.
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Going against the grain
• Are you going to prom?
• Where are you going?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The Going
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• Is she really going out with him?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• going nowhere
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Going Away
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• People who are going to hell
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• going meta
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• The best kind of bartender
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're going the wrong way!
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Going Overboard
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• going forward
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• going
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• going crazy
• going postal
• Everything is going to start charging!
• going dumb
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Going Solo
• I was going to marry Marty
• going Dutch
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is it, we're going to die
• going to the dogs
• the going rate
• this is going to hurt a little
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Hey, how's it going?

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