Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If it were up to Connie, she would eat nothing but scrambled eggs and french fries all day."

• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• all net, nothing but territory
• she reads all day
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• no words about nothing at all
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• some day we will all be gone
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• and things we're all too young to know
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• We're all such products
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All That She Wants
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• All the good recipes begin "fry an onion in bacon grease"
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• All Saints Day
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• Because it all burns up
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• all those days are gone
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• All gods but your own
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• We're All Mad Here
• She is all I am listening to here
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• The nothing of it all
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• all is flux, and nothing still
• all day I dream about sex
• we eat all together like a family
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• all she ever wanted
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• let's pretend we're all the same
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• all but
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• We're all Borf in the End
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Were you here at all?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All Shook Up
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• All Summer in a Day
• lest she lose all else
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We're all in this together
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• She threw out all my letters
• They are all pretty but fading.
• In all that you never were
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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