Findings:

• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No one says anything important during the day
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Day One
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Love cookies
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• One day at a time
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Deception - Day One
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• No such thing as a bad day
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• A good day's work
• Peace One Day
• Just One Of Those Days
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• One Bright Day
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Tanks But No Tanks
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• good old days
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Good Day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• No My Car Day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• No day at the beach
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• There is no music for this day
• BQN: But, one for all?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• One day we will burn
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• No, but I'll have a beer
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• One Day in September
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• The Good Old Days!
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• no ideas but in things
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Close, but no cigar
• We're one, but we're not the same
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• We had no bait but our tongues
• There is no dream but this.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• "The good old days" are a scam
• One of those days
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• One quiet, unassuming day
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Four Seasons in One Day
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always wanted to get married one day
• And then one day you wake up
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys

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