Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's every kid's dream to have his school destroyed by a freak earthquake"

• Every kid's dream
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• I used to have so many dreams
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Hunted by a Freak
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The "naked at school" dream
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Kids have no concept of time
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• On Prophesying by Dreams
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• i dream about you every night
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Articles every Everything must have
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• A brief note on the logistics of armed police in every school
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Options for smart kids in high school
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• drowning by dreams
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Disney's dream kid
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• the dreams that should have died
• a dream you did not have
• St. Robinson in His Cadillac Dream
• history puts a saint in every dream
• Leonardo Dreams of his Flying Machine
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I have a dream
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Stoned music memories
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Know your pets
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The kids on the school bus
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
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• Attack by Stratagem
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• By their fruits you shall know them

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