Findings:

• Never Trust a Straight Line on a Map
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Never trust a skinny chef
• never trust a minty brained man
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Never trust anyone over 30
• monkey
• Infinite Monkeys
• scratch monkey
• Grease monkey
• 12 Monkeys
• Spank the monkey
• Infinite monkeys theorem
• Sea Monkey
• Monkey Island
• The Secret of Monkey Island
• Code Monkey
• Shock the Monkey
• Spanking the Monkey
• Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys
• Welcome to the Monkey House
• Twelve Monkeys
• Brass Monkey
• Sprung Monkey
• Monkey Magic
• Flying Monkey Right
• monkey chow
• snow monkey
• pluto monkey
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• space monkey
• monkey gun
• monkey claw
• Monkey's puzzle
• I like monkeys
• Jupiter and the Monkey
• Monkey Gone to Heaven
• tape monkey
• Cyber gimp monkey
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Shake your monkey maker
• The Monkey and the Fishermen
• The Monkey and the Camel
• The Dancing Monkeys
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• The Monkey and the Dolphin
• Fruit for the monkeys
• Punch the monkey and win $20
• Iron Monkey
• packet monkey
• Sex Monkey
• monkey up
• Monkey Knife Fight
• The Curse of Monkey Island
• Old monkey
• Super Karate Monkey Death Fighters: the Movie
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• finite monkeys theorem
• monkey, scratch
• spider monkey
• Thirsty monkeys!
• monkey wedding
• Black-handed Spider Monkey
• Proboscis Monkey
• Vervet Monkey
• Golden Spider Monkey
• The Hundredth Monkey
• Monkey vs. Robot
• howler monkey
• The Monkey's Paw
• Monkey Butt!
• Spider Monkey's Curry Powder
• Spider Monkey's Biriyani Spices
• Scopes Monkey Trial
• Purple monkey dishwasher (user)
• Monkey Boy
• WoOz: 14 The Winged Monkeys
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Barrel of Monkeys
• Your choice, monkey
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Directions to Monkey Island
• monkey code
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Inflatable, biodegradable counter-terrorist assault monkeys
• contract monkey
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
• Infinite Monkeys (user)
• wafer monkey
• You filthy monkey
• Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
• Ebola Monkey Hunt
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• Who hung the monkey?
• monkey brains
• Monkeys With Revolvers
• Make Monkey Fast
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• stone monkey
• Chaos Monkey (user)
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• Trained Monkeys, Inc.
• Rim Shot Monkey
• Monkey Island Insults
• i trust that this answers all of your questions
• monkey fondulator
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• Tripmaster Monkey
• Linux For Monkeys
• distinguished monkey
• 5th verse monkey (user)
• monkey business
• Disturbed Monkey (user)
• coconut monkey (user)
• monkey steals the peaches
• squirrel monkey
• The Monkey and the Jaguar
• Untrained Monkey (user)
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Monkey Wrench
• Cable Monkey
• Monkeys in Soho A-Go-Go
• Ode to the sweaty monkey humping my leg
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• Monkeys, Apes and Sub-men
• Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles
• New World monkeys
• Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• Chilled Monkey (user)
• What the hell is an assault monkey?
• Alaska Monkey (user)
• Monkey King
• I swallowed my Sea Monkeys
• Shoot the monkey
• Squeaky Monkey (user)
• Monkey Kombat
• Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana
• owl monkey
• calligraphy monkey
• The Cat and Monkey Love Story
• Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
• Red Colobus Monkey
• Monkey Bone
• My Imploding Monkey
• Monkey and the Engineer
• Sea Monkey (user)
• Jalan Monkey Forest
• Left-handed monkey wrench
• One way to catch a monkey
• banana pancakes, purple toenails, buzzcuts and Easter monkeys
• Congress considers 7-day waiting period on freeze-dried assault monkeys
• Monkey (user)
• New Delhi Monkey Man
• Not My Monkey (user)
• mister monkey (user)
• International Monkey Fund
• monkey bread
• Spanked Monkey (user)
• Monkey Balls
• Monkey Ball
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Monkey Planet
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Monkey Drummer
• monkey band
• Executive Monkey
• How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island
• Super Monkey Ball
• Tweeter and the Monkey Man
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat!

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