Findings:

• No, I don't have channel 11
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I have no idea!! (user)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You have no socially redeeming value
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Our calendars have no meaning
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• They have no bones.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have no faith in your God
• Where the streets have no name
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• We don't need no education
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have no hair
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• You have no power over me
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Heart, have no pity
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Fish have no concept of fire
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• We Have No Moat
• I have no money and I must pay
• I have no output and I must scream
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Computers have no sense of time
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• So you don't have to
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't say no
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't have a television set
• I dont no (user)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have the time
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I have no complaint
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Atheists have no support group
• Californians have no soul
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• No, don't click that!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Words Have No Meaning
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How to store your coffee
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date

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