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• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• September has such a feeling
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• the hottest it has ever been
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Dick Green
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Footwear Repairs by Craftsmen at Competitive Prices
• MY life has no carrot
• God has no free will
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Addressing others by their user names
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• Ebonics began with pirates
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• on their way to nowhere ever again
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Naming Windows computers
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Each one has their own story
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• No one has died
• A community without shame has no future
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• time has no meaning here
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• No government can ever give you freedom
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Judging women by their books
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• gomame no ha gishiri
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• The pretty girl has no friends
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Science Has No Morals
• Everyone has their antarctic
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• By their fruits you shall know them
• hate has no home here
• person of no account
• A double-edged sword has no point
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• semi-synchronous altitude
• altitude sickness
• We were losing altitude
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Attempting to urinate with an erect penis
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• by definition
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value
• so expendable in their memory
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice

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