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I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
This node was made for you and me
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
will you take me with you when you go?
the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He has redefined me, again and again
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He made a way to his anger
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
man when you are telling me how it was
Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
bringing me back to when less was worth more
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
Experience has made me bitter
You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
I was a homeless bum
He flops over and bonks his head
______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
When he became an old man
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
What golf has taught me
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
The right way to take a bath
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He that is not with me is against me.
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
The day he gave me a lift
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
He Hate Me
He makes me feel alone just by being there
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
he calls me monster
He taught me how to smoke
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
My crush asked if he could kiss me
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
An Andarian Lab Technician Has Made a Mistake
In this moment, when everything has come apart...
he has her eyes
I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
At least he was gentle
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He is so heavy when he whispers
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
he that is not with me is against me
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
All he left her was alone
My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
he calls me girly (user)
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
He called me Sarah once
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
he tried to kill me with a forklift
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
he listened so well, he was still curious.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Chris and What He Untaught Me
StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He loves me, he loves me not
Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
More than he was willing to give
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
For my father, in the event he finds me
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
I married him because he was not mean
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He weaves his words
He brings me books like flowers
he kissed me for a year and a half
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
He Was a Crook
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
It was 1992. He smiled.
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
Does He Take Sugar?
she, he, and me
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe

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