Findings:

• God only knows
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• There is only ONE God
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Only God Forgives
• Only the gods are real.
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• What only the little mermaid knows
• the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. i only know enemies.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• How to Know God
• You don't know my GOD
• God Knows
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• God
• God of Gamblers
• The Mote in God's Eye
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• God damned sons of bitches
• My God, it's full of stars
• In God We Trust
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Nine Billion Names of God
• Thou art God
• Other Gods
• Elder Gods
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Dear God
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• porcelain god
• God Mode
• God complex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Who makes God's rules?
• Can God lie?
• I have no faith in your God
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Small Gods
• Let go and let God
• God's Gift To Man
• God's Waiting Room
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• God is a verb
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• God (user)
• Wind God Family
• God among Lice (user)
• Morality without God
• God's name
• God Damn it!
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• Playing God
• God helps those who help themselves
• My God
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Nature's God
• Random Number God
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• I saw god
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
• kiss it up to God
• The God of Cookery
• kitchen god
• Faith In God
• Dancing Gods
• One nation under God
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• God was created in man's image
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• carbon is god
• Woman of God
• Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God

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