Findings:

• How could God let this happen?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• A reason to drink
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't expect God to save you
• please let me in (user)
• Let sleeping gods lie
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• You don't know my GOD
• don't let them scare you
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Please Don't Destroy
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Let go and let God
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Please don't bring your kids
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Don't let me die nervous
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If God was willing to let it be
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• please don't go
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Please please please let me get what I want
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Rape committed by women
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't feed the troll
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Your God Is Too Small
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• What happens if you're too nice?
• god is with them, too
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• don't shoot the hand of god
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• let me speak please (user)
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't let the psychos in
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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