Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please do not feed the birds
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• Please do not read this
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Treatment of corporations
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beans
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• slinkster cool
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• I'm not very cool
• cool geek shirt
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• Kids are cool
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• cool as fuck
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Way Cool
• Cool Breeze
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Smoking is cool
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It's cool inside!
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• A cool, dry place
• I had cool friends in high school
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Dollar auction
• edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs
• wicked cool
• The bees were cool
• Pages of Cool for June 2001
• Cool Mountain Soda
• Birth of the Cool
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
• Cool Mint Listerine PocketPaks
• cool guy (user)
• A Cool Million
• Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
• cOoL (user)
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Cool Runnings
• Cool as Hell
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Cassie is cool (user)
• Joe Cool
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• radiatively cooled engine
• ablatively cooled engine
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Wow Cool (user)
• I didn't always have this cool job
• King Cool
• Japan's Gross National Cool
• cool your heels
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Tres cool
• the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
• COOL 16 (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Evil is not the same as Cool
• Cool Beans (user)
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• HEY youre cool (user)
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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