Findings:

• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• Know your pets
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• The Last Show: The Priests Open Their Big Mouths
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Words That Are Their Own Antonyms
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Words Have No Meaning
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• They Have a Word for It
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• institutions have lives of their own
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Words that only have one context
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My hands have lost their memory
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Words have power
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• have you found the words to save her?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• once set, words make a world of their own
• words whose reversals are their opposites
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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