Findings:

• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• How fast can blind people read?
• he calls me monster
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I call them "Wraps"
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Read Me (collaboration)
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Just call me fluffy
• call me hiroshima
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• he calls me girly (user)
• read to me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Don't call me white
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Abide With Me
• Call me Anna
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Here's my number, call me
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• listen()
• Don't call me Asian
• Call Me Persephone
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Please, Call me Honky
• He called me Sarah once
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• Call Me Maybe
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Call me Hashmael
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• It kills me to watch them go
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call me garbage one more time
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Stories that you write as you read them
• Call if you need me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• call me a poet
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• Call by reference
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• What time do you call this, then?
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• call center
• cattle call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• called also
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• call bet
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• conference call etiquette
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book

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