Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Seriously. When he said, "Raise your hand if you believe in science," they booed"

• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Eye contact at a distance
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• He Said, She Said
• you know he said
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• the moment when they take possession of you
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He held my hand - once
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• He's been places they have not.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• People don't flail when they die
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He said, expecting the answer no
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• "Fill it in", he said.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The science, laying on of hands, cure and read you, diagnose, transform
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He had something to say. He said it.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When he became an old man
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He said, Shi said
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 18: The Stakes, they are Raised
• What did you mean when you said...
• When I said yes
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• They said no
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When you kill people they die
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
• when they take my blood
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office

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