Findings:

• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Young People Fucking
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Some People Punch Tiles
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Fucking A
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• go fucking (user)
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Some People
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Some people break so easily
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• I am so fucking happy
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Fucking is fucking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• The difference between fucking and making love
• internet people
• I made some people
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Good old fashioned fucking
• Fucking
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Shopping and Fucking
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• How to clean a bathroom
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• The Fucking Champs
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Fucking Karma
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Fucking, Austria
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• Fucking useless phrases (category)
• fucking eh
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• I despise ribbon cable
• Fucking Åmål
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I hope you're fucking happy
• The donuts are so pretty
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• I'm not fucking bored
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• couch fucking
• Give me back my bike!
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Live Era '87-'93
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• Fucking Anais
• Hard like fucking stone
• It's my fucking job to know
• fucking machine
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Out of his fucking mind
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• Songs About Fucking
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• it's the fucking truth
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• you fucking moron (user)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Fucking superhero movies
• Customer service is a fucking given
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• Canted
• Cant hook
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!

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