Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sometimes I don't know if I'm for real but I keep existing so it's hard to deny right?"

• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Being a dickhead
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• and but so
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• but don't take my word for it
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• It hasn't been so long, but
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• i know you are but what am i
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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