Findings:
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- 15 will get you 20
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- five will get you ten
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- It will get better
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- You will get yours
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- The bomber will always get through
- Life will get easier
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Herbs to get in touch with the element of fire
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- Ignorance is no excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Fire
- The Seven Days of Fire
- lpt on fire
- fired
- fire truck
- Kitten on fire
- Earth, Wind and Fire
- The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
- They danced with fire claws
- Holy Fire
- The Attack by Fire
- play with fire
- Isle of Fire
- Fire and Ice
- Valley of Fire
- The Fire Sermon
- Anthony's Fire
- Elmo's fire
- Fire beetle
- Knobbling fire
- Gloranthan Fire/Sky/Light Cults
- Fire Rune
- Ring of fire
- River of Blue Fire
- Pale Fire
- fire-eating
- pillar of fire
- putting out fires
- Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
- My friend's car caught on fire
- Mage's Fire
- Fire Mountain
- Fight Fire with Fire
- Fight fire with water
- Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
- Boy Sets Fire
- Asses of Fire
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Prairie Fires
- slam fire
- Light My Fire
- Starting a fire with flint and steel
- Fire ant
- Prairie Fire
- Quest for Fire
- Cathy Martin and the tunnel of fire
- Triangle shirtwaist fire
- Fire Poem
- Fire and Rain
- Great Fire of London
- Chinese Fire Drill
- fire hydrant
- A Fire Upon the Deep
- Fire Marshall Bill
- Wand of Fire
- Carolina Fire Jelly
- As Kingfishers Catch Fire
- Saint Elmo's Fire
- Li, the clinging (fire)
- Sleep Now in the Fire
- St. Elmo's Fire
- In The Line Of Fire
- It might start a fire
- The cold fire of a false passion
- Jonathan Fire Eater
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Fire & Ice
- Fire in the Hole
- Fire boy
- Fire on Babylon
- Fire for effect
- Fire Hazard
- crazy man on fire (user)
- Breath of Fire
- crown fire
- A Fire
- A Song of Ice and Fire
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
- under fire
- All Fired Up
- friendly fire
- Fire In The Home
- I could not fire
- glacier fire
- Fire Girl
- To Build a Fire
- Lips, still touched with fire
- faerie fire
- Fight fire with fire ants
- Fire spinning
- fire spinning chains
- Greek fire
- No fire, just madness
- Circle of Fire
- flanking fire
- backing fire
- Morro Castle Fire
- Surfside Hotel Fire
- Keansburg Boarding House Fire
- fire shelter
- fire triangle
- acid fire (user)
- Snow like fire
- Fire Protection
- City on Fire
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