Findings:

• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• The day the music died
• These lips died for your sins
• Dys-
• dy/dx
• Who died here?
• Something inside has died
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Peter died clean
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• The Day that ______ Died
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Outrun a speeding train
• How my favorite Grandma died
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The rabbit died
• The day my mom died
• he just died
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• The Day the Country Died
• He died on a Sunday morning
• If I died right now
• The Dog It Was That Died
• dys (user)
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• The Man who Died
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Substitutes for Love III
• DYY
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• A man has died
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• People who died laughing
• died bcause of you (user)
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• dy (user)
• I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
• Kassi Dy (user)
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• We light candles on the day she died
• You died for me
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• Diabetes erectile dy (user)
• When she died
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• God died a long time ago
• interactive fiction never died
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• the dreams that should have died
• The Decade Music Died
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• He Never Died

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