Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Think about it when you go home, or, better, get up here and tell us why."

• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Go big or go home
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• When you think about smoking
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• You, standing
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tell me a story about trains
• I try not to think about it
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about drains
• Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• All About Us
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Think about you
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Tell me a story about rains
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Tell me a story about mains
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Let go and forget about it
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Don't think about it
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• About Us
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• here's the thing about the brain download
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Tell me about your secret places
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• How To Think About God
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• When to talk about religion
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I think about my answer
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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