Findings:

• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• University students can be really stupid
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Be all that you can be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Cars Can Be Blue
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• we can all just be around other people
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• murder can be fun
• Can we still be friends?
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• There can be only one
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• We Can Be Together
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Short can be good! (document)
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Any song can be a love song
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Children can be cruel
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Exes can be good things
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• It can be cold in the dark
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• TV can be a good thing
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Valour can be brown
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• What can be better than that?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• We can be heroes
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• What a kiss can be
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• No one can be in two places at once
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Even the dead will not be safe

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