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• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• We're trying to have a baby
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• the circles here have corners
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• We have standards AND pants
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Here We Have Idaho
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You, standing
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have a tricorn hat
• I have lots of gay friends
• Haves and Have-Nots
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Let them have Festivas
• I have this delusion
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Lord, have mercy
• I don't have a television set
• Have I Got News for You
• I must have three heads
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Charts and graphs
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have no complaint
• Have a buck
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Why males have nipples
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have no socially redeeming value
• you can't have it both ways
• It's better to have loved and lost
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• it's good to have a moose
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Sex with a chicken
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Let's all have an orgy!
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I have a friend
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Animals people have sex with
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Questions I have had today
• How the mighty have fallen
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• When I have female children
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned

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