Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Welcome to my underground Website just doesn't sound as cool, I'm afraid"

• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I'm just guessing
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• i'm just a girl
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just a bill
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• You mean, it's just sounds?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm not very cool
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Im p cool :)
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm not this cool in real life
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just sayin'.
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Jack to the Sound of the Underground
• Welcome to (insert website here)
• Steady Sounds from the Underground
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• HEY im cool (user)
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• afraid
• Why we are so afraid
• I am afraid of permanence
• Afraid of Sunlight
• Afraid of the Dark
• Afraid of Everything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Be Not Afraid
• Afraid (user)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• She is afraid of not being shy
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I Am Afraid of the Dark
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 8: Welcome Home, Dear Deirdre
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• cool beer
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Users with cool (usergroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• slinkster cool
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• Cool Whip
• cool geek shirt
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• Kids are cool
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Cool The Engines
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!

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