Findings:
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I married him because he was not mean
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All he left her was alone
- making certain he was touching her
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- With him it was always like
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I am that person I was watching
- he was a punk poet himself
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- More than he was willing to give
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
- She always was devious in her beauty
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- all it cost him was a Penny
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- some say he was never here at all
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He was found
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- I was Chris to him
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- I was sure it was her
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- At least he was gentle
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He Was Only Joking
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- That's Just How He Was
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Her name was Natalie
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
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- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- the seven hills of Rome
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- he has her eyes
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- Descartes was wrong
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- No shit, there I was
- The Walrus was Paul
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He gave her a daisy
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- was
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Vancouver, Washington
- Music was better in the old days
- Was (Not Was)
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Kilroy was here
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am a mental construct in her head
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- Telling Anna you love her the first time
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