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• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Information wants to be free
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I wanted to be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All I ever wanted to be
• Want to be a werewolf
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Information wants to be deleted
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I want to be a cog
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I Want to Be Inside You
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I just want to be friends
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Who Will Be There
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• So you want to be a DJ?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be caught
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• So you want to be evil
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• i want to be a dj
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The man who refused to be King
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Information wants to be paid
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• So you want to be a composer
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• play dumb
• Much like what music wants to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I want to be sexy too!
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• So you want to be a waitress
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I don't want to be alone
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I am blind when I want to be
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• I want to be the air around you.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• So you want to be a star?
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I want to be a muse
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Want to be a lawyer?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I don't want to be successful
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I just want to be a drummer
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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