Findings:

• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I have root on your head
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I have always hated begonias
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What do I have of my mother's?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Art has an actual purpose
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Does the sun have a mother?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What does art do?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why males have nipples
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I have always been burning
• I must have three heads
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You, standing
• Always have a backup
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• we have a lot of work to do
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you don't have to do this
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I didn't always have this cool job
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do what you have to do
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The way things have always been done
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I do have some things to hide
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• We'll always have Paris
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• The importance of good head
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I remember, I always will

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