Findings:

• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Requirements to leave this planet.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• when the last opportunity leaves
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• The Last Will and Testament of Alturus Portwick
• The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray
• Nothing outside the text will last
• I await my turn to leave us behind.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Last Rays of the Old Dying Sun
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Last Will and Testament
• there will be a last
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• how to leave the planet
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Leaves Turn Inside You
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Joe Hill's Last Will
• The will to leave
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Sun Will Set
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• The Last Angel of History
• Last call
• Custer's Last Stand
• Last of the Summer Wine
• last back
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• last
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Last Answer
• The Last Supper
• last name
• last resort
• Religion as the last protected idea
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last Night
• The last minute
• The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Falling asleep last night
• My last pep rally as a cheerleader
• The Last Temptation
• Jacques de Molay's last words
• Nice guys finish last
• The Last Temptation of Christ
• The Last Continent
• having the last word
• something I found last night
• Last dance of a universe
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• First Line, Last Line
• The last pure blooded Kaw Indian
• Thomas Edison's last breath
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Last Night of the Proms
• Last Tango In Paris
• Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
• The Last Word
• Mentor's Last Words
• The Last Rose of Summer
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• My Last Duchess
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• This is my play's last scene
• Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
• The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• treat every moment like it's your last
• The Last Question
• My last sanctuary, violated!
• The Last Time
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• The Last Coke in the Desert
• last good source
• The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
• last call for regrets
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Is this the last four years or what?
• My First and Last Communion
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Last Ninja 2
• I spent last night searching for a body
• what we did last night
• The Last Emperor
• one last look at you
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I shaved my head last night
• The Last Days of Disco
• Nothing lasts forever
• A vignette of my last 20 minutes
• The last straw
• Last minute salvation
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Dreams last for so long
• Last year's bitter loving must remain
• Dick's Last Resort
• The Last Post at Menin Gate
• The last winking Virgin
• Emma Blowgun's Last Stand
• A Last Confession
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Last Known Good
• Last Caress
• Last Thrill
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Last Exit
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• last lesson
• the last lesson
• The Last Chance Texaco
• Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie
• Sleeping at Last
• The Last Waltz
• Jelly's Last Jam
• Lincoln's last letter to Mary Owens, August 16, 1837
• Growltiger's Last Stand
• The spring now come at last
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The last witchcraft trial in Denmark
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• The last storyteller in Damascus
• The Last Amateurs
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• The Last Gangster
• Last (user)
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last

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