Findings:
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- But can you still cry like a child?
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- like you're blind but still can see
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can quit any time I want
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- time stretches out like frayed rope
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- You can run, but you can't hide
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- I can make a bong out of anything
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- you never can tell with bees
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- You can, but you may not
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- I never bend what I can break
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- But can a robot love.
- you can never quarantine the past
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- but with words we can create anything
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Any fool can make a rule
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You can never go home again
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- You can never get away from yourself
- September has such a feeling
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- You can never really escape the fire
- Can real love survive over time
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- We Can all Die Like This
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- windows where I can look out
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- My microwave can stop time
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Something I Can Never Have
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- You never can tell
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Hot pursuit
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- Any time is Trinidad time
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