Findings:

• minimum safe distance
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I could have been one of a two
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• that distance between two heads
• you have never been safe
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Have a Safe Flight
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why we have two ears
• Two Minutes Hate
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Have A Safe Weekend
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• distance learning
• long distance
• Walking avenues of glorious distance
• distance arc
• distance swimming
• distance modulus
• nice from a distance
• The Color Of Distance
• Golf club distances
• from a distance
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Striking Distance
• distance ladder
• following distance
• The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
• Hausdorff distance
• stroke and distance
• hamming distance
• administrative distance
• Distance Vector Multicast Routing Protocol
• A modern long distance relationship
• interocular distance
• long distance carrier
• Measuring distances to nearby stars
• measuring the distance to the moon
• Measuring the distance to the sun
• Cepheid distance scale
• cosmic distance scale ladder
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• walking distance
• How to determine the distance to a thunderstorm
• A strange and beautifully distanced unity
• quantum Gromov-Hausdorff distance
• Geoff Moore and the Distance
• Manhattan distance
• Levenshtein distance
• time and distance
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• pupillary distance
• How to ride long distances in a car
• The Distance of the Moon
• The Tyranny of Distance
• unicity distance
• genetic distance
• Fencing distance
• Shortest distance from a point to a plane
• Distance on Mars
• epistemic distance
• Nautical distances
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• Everything looks familiar from a distance
• The distance between us
• Hominid adaptations for distance running
• edit distance
• AT&T Long Distance
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• Middle Distance
• Long Distance Call
• The average distance between consecutive prime numbers
• Inferential distance
• Chebyshev distance
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• progression by two
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons

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