Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• seven, plus or minus two
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Give In, Or Give Up
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Take it or leave it
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Taking your fiance's last name
• One lump or two?
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Cooking for One
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Jan Ors
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• Potential or Reality?
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Live Free Or Die!
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• Is music written or discovered?
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Exclusive Or
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Bikini or thong?
• Spit or swallow?
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• When writers use Latin
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• any way, shape or form
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The Prime Mover, or God
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I may or may not have been naked
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• My country, right or wrong!
• Bad command or file name
• To be or not to be
• Red or Blue Pill
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Lila or a Lie
• more or less
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• shift left (or right) logical
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Abused or neglected children
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• -or
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• believe it or not
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Is this the last four years or what?
• indulgence or indictment
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Ten stars or so
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• In my craft or sullen art
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Now or Never
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Should I stay or should I go?
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Be a model or just look like one
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Portland, Oregon
• Bobby Orr
• Skate or Die
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Your place or mine?
• male or female
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• For Better or For Worse
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Trick or treat
• Our way or the highway
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Is language innate or learned?
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• paper or plastic
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Queen or country?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Pair or Single
• Sew or Staple?
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• St. John's or St. John?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• island or lake?
• Your Money or Your Life
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Either/Or
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• or what?
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• sooner or later

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