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• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• one four five
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Down in one
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• An enemy is one who reacts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Five Weeks Before the Mast
• remember who you were before you came here
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• No one actually cares.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• No One Knows Who I Am
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Who were you, before?
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• turn that frown upside down
• The World Turned Upside Down
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• before either of us had to turn away
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• One long June I came down from the trees
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• file not found
• Winter's Tale V.i
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• they never found the body
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• On Being the one who goes away
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Who is Number One?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• One Good Turn
• One who knows does not speak
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Who Knows One?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• The ones who watch
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Ground rush
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• They came together so as to form one whole
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• It was better before they came
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Before the sky turned black
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• One last thing before I go
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• down on one knee
• Who wants a down vote
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Trompe
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Turn Things Upside Down
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Before They Are Hanged
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• one thing just tears him down
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Five to One
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• One point five words about love
• Five sonnets to the aloof one
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Five Jars - Chapter One
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• One Node to Rule Them All
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• One in Five
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
• one who sleeps with mothers
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Before they were famous
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening

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