Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Work like you don't need the money
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Hot pursuit
• I Don't Like Mondays
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't like grass
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't see like you
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't like the drugs
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I don't like moving.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• but don't take my word for it
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• It's like you don't carrot all
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• i don't like christmas
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But I Like You
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• War is hell but men like it
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• like you're blind but still can see
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Being a dickhead
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't think I like love
• I don't like my smile
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• love like you don't need the money
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt hinge
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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