Findings:

• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Crap shooting
• What a load of crap
• crap out
• Baby name books are crap
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Craps
• Meaningful useless crap
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• The Ministry of Crap Design
• How can people listen to that crap?
• farm craps
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• natural crap
• crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Crap Hound
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• Crap migrates to my house
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• Crap (user)
• Is this poetry or crap?
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Craps No More
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• Raise the crap
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• It's about damn time
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Yeah, but still
• separate but equal
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• different but equal
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Time Stands Still
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Small but still a person
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• like you're blind but still can see
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I still like a bedtime story
• Time stands still in the wake of yesterday
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Sexist jokes
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Hot pursuit
• Love cookies
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• equal but opposite
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• not equals, but similar
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Since time T equals minus infinity
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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