Findings:

• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please stop annoying me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• stop picking on me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Please, Call me Honky
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Stop killing me now
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Stop looking at me
• another aspect of the Everything User Search
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please help me!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• let me speak please (user)
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• please let me in (user)
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Nothing can stop me now
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• edev: User search cache
• stop and search
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Someone please kill me
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Please Kill Me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• listen()
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• stop calling me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Please Me
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Stop pontificating, start doing
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• User Search XML Ticker (fullpage)
• Everything User Search (superdoc)
• Netscape E2 User Search
• How to link to individual user searches
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• User Search XML Ticker II (ticker)
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• doing
• Keep doing nothing
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Doing something with your life
• Learning by doing
• Doing handy
• Everyone else is doing it
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Doing Time
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• What are you doing?
• We're all doing just fine
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• Doing the dishes
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How am I doing?
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• doing it for Natalie
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Roger Schank's Learning by Doing Meets Case-Based Reasoning
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Doing a nitrous balloon
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• She knew what she was doing
• User Everything2 Input & Output Control
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Doing gender
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
• Haldir what are you doing here
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.

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