Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Do blind people dream?
• people who don't exist
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Smart people
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I don't believe in anything
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• I don't know what to do with you
• WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
• you don't have to do this
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• I don't believe in people
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• smart people are sexy
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Smart DOS Programmers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Ground rush
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• Why do people say "breast milk"?
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• People who don't read
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Computer Science for Smart People
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• People don't flail when they die
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• I don't know what else to do
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Why do people believe in God?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Stuff White People Do
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Treatment of corporations
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• what do people need?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who don't smoke will never die
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't do that then!
• Don't encourage people to read
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• do not disturb
• and if you do, take pictures

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