Findings:

• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was a homeless bum
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Books made me a person
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• This node was made for you and me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The Devil made me do it
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Chicken Cannon
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Come Talk To Me
• video games never made me violent
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• May those who are born after me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• My wife made me sexy!
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Before you, there was me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Society made me what I am
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• I wish you would talk to me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Talk to me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• talk me (user)
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• talk to me not the computer
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The Internet made me do it
• He brings me books like flowers
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The stranger who hates me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• let me talk (user)
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• who did this to me?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• England Made Me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Experience has made me bitter
• Strangers talk to me
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• The full moon made me do it
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• 80s music made me gay
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• let me know who you are now.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• man when you are telling me how it was
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• who me (user)
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• My Thermos talks to me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I was me before being me was cool.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Below me
• You're not the boss of me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• You remind me of the Babe
• Speak To Me
• Mes-
• Not me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Peel me a grape

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