Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They have taken enough
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Penis for a day
• They Have a Word for It
• You stole what they would have given you
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Eye contact at a distance
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• To this day, I still keep my eyes open
• A slow day on the job for a System Administrator
• The Day They Crashed the Grand Concourse
• The Day They Stole Brian Eno (document)
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Have a nice day
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• These are their future good old days.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• Keep Your Day Job
• day job
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• When you know things are just meant to be
• People want what they cannot have
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I still have the scar
• People who carp about their jobs
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Stoned music memories
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Don't give up your day job
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The day they started charging for music
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Who needs a day job?
• Know your pets
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• institutions have lives of their own
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• They must have faces
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• They could have saved Kevin
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My hands have lost their memory
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• He's been places they have not.
• They have bears in Italy
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• They didn't have the heart
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Groundhog Day
• A Grand Day Out
• Bad hair day
• The Island of the Day Before
• Labor Day
• Judgment Day
• field day
• Depertment of They
• Dog days
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• Boxing Day
• One of those days

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