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• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
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• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Ee By Gum, Lord!
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• chosen plaintext attack
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• he was a punk poet himself
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Lord Snooty and His Pals
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• The Attack by Fire
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Queen or country?
• Chosen Lords
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Top 100 countries ranked by area
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• The Attack of the Country Doctors
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• By hook or by crook
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Lord Boyd Orr
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• He just left his body
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• any way, shape or form
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• by any means necessary
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• A Jared by any other name
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Attack by Stratagem
• You're either with us or you're against us
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Swimming pool injury
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• he that is not with me is against me
• Statistics of the Australian Population by Country of Birth, 2001
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• My country, right or wrong!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• How to defend yourself against a coconut
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He weaves his words
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Colour or Country
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• he (or she)
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• Our Position Against Suicide
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• running 'Strings' against the Mac OS X kernel
• person, place or thing
• Artists Against Piracy
• A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
• partying against the darkness
• Against Interpretation
• Summary of the proposed final judgment against Microsoft
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII Offences Against the Person and Reputation
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.2 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part VIII.3 Offences Against the Person and Reputation continued
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part IX Offences Against Rights of Property continued
• the war against terrorism timeline
• Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples

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