Findings:

• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He can
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• He made a way to his anger
• He flops over and bonks his head
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He weaves his words
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He just left his body
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• All Shook Up
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• can opener
• can of grease
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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