Findings:
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- There was no one waiting for me...
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- He called me Sarah once
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- he calls me monster
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He stood, and heard the steeple
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He taught me how to smoke
- he calls me girly (user)
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I was a homeless bum
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He was found
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- More than he was willing to give
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Make me one with everything
- He and she are one
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He Was Only Joking
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- At least he was gentle
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- All he left her was alone
- he that is not with me is against me
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- she, he, and me
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He Who Is Death
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- The day he gave me a lift
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I married him because he was not mean
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- some say he was never here at all
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He brings me books like flowers
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- making certain he was touching her
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- he was a punk poet himself
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- That's Just How He Was
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
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